T: Lucas are you done drawing a football?
L: not yet, I’m still drawing
*jump jump jump*
T: please finish your drawing before you jump around
L: Why is it called soccer?
L: Why is it football
T: Because you only use your feet to kick the ball
L: Even your chest
L: But when I’m older I can play football
T: You don’t have to be older, you can play when you are three years old.
T: how old are you now?
L: I’m three years old, I can play football now
*kick kick kick*