
I’m from the desert planet of desert Lazada. I’m an alien!
My alien ship landed in the garden! It was bombed by the aliens! I was sent here!
Because they couldn’t hear me because I was far away

parents: you have a brother?
Lucas: yeah he sent me here! I was wearing alien spaceship clothes. I bombed my ship. I had a grenade in my pocket and I had to put it in the spaceship. So that I could be free and ran into the house

So I had to use a grenade. I was on an alien planet.
Mommy: so you used the grenade to bomb the spaceship, but how did you survive?
Lucas: I pressed a button to open a giant door

Lucas: I pressed the number 1 to 100 to open the door.
Then I ran into this house and pressed the doorbell
*Ding dong* Here I am, I’m your son!

And then there was a 100 and 1 and then the zeros were deleted and the grenade exploded!

Mommy: your spaceship has wheels?
Lucas: yes! It’s an Alien spaceship car

Lucas: his skin is orange, and has a tiny purple eye, and only walked on four legs, no, 100 legs.
Mommy: so he is a centipede?
Lucas: no! He is a tiny little ant!

Lucas: All right!
Mommy: so what’s the name of your brother?
Lucas: All right!
Mommy: what is his name?
Lucas: HIS NAME IS ALL RIGHT!
Mommy: oh! So his name is All right!

and then I ran to the door and rang the doorbell *Ding dong*
and then you said “who is it?”
and I said it’s “Lucas Layug Rosero Alien” That’s the end!

Mommy: now your brother has a sister?
Lucas: it’s my sister also!
Mommy: okay, tell me about your sister.
Lucas: no! That’s the end!
Mommy: okay, tell me about your sister tomorrow.
Lucas: okay.
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