Adventures of a Stormtrooper Dad

Teacher: can you follow our lesson today and identify things in your house that everyone in your family uses or owns?

Kid 1: this is our aircon.

Kid 2: this is our electric fan.

Kid 3: this is our bathroom.

Lucas: this is our kitty cat, her name is Luka and she is colored black and brown and white dnd orange and she has a kitten named Hi-Ro and he likes to play with my mommy’s skirt.

T: okay Lucas, thank you for that detailed story about your cat. It’s like you already did Show and Tell.