Zero hour: I think he started the avalanche (of pillows) 1 Hour : he said he will get help5 hours: I don’t think he is coming back with help10 hours: shouting help! Help! 15 hours: I really need to pee!30 hours: I no longer need to pee. 40 hours: I don’t remember if I turned off the stove! 60 hours: I need to feed my cat!90 hours: I shouldn’t have eaten Mexican food! 100 hours: I’m going to have to chew my arm off120 hours: my arm tastes horrible 127 hours: my arm is gone!
Adventures of a Stormtrooper Dad 