Adventures of a Stormtrooper Dad

Teacher: We are talking about the solar system and planets. Who wants to go to outer space?

Kid 1: I don’t want to go to outer space, it’s scary

Kid 2: it’s dark in outer space

Lucas: I want to go to outer space! I want to be an astronaut and a police officer!

I will wear a Astronaut suit with a police hat and then go to space.

I will glue the hat to my hair so it does not float in space.