Adventures of a Stormtrooper Dad

T: Lucas are you done drawing a football?

L: not yet, I’m still drawing
*jump jump jump*

T: please finish your drawing before you jump around

L: Why is it called soccer?
L: Why is it football

T: Because you only use your feet to kick the ball
L: Even your chest

L: But when I’m older I can play football
T: You don’t have to be older, you can play when you are three years old.

T: how old are you now?

L: I’m three years old, I can play football now
*kick kick kick*